shhhhhhhhhhhhhh* just hit this blunt and have sex with me

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my life a movie

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50,743 Plays • 9:14 PM



If ur tongue can go faster than my vibrator u win.

but can your vibrator spit on you tho?

can your vibrator zangief pile drive you and put you in a headlock?

can your vibrator finish in 3 minutes and tell you to go cook some and slap your ass when you gettin off the bed and ask if you paid his phone bill?

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76,236 notes • 8:50 PM